403 haiku
You want far too much
We will never reach the sky
Access is denied.
This post was submitted by Ned Sahin.
(No Ratings Yet)Archive for the Error Messages Category
Unemployment Soon?
New work computer
Crash! – no remote connection!
Deadline missed again
This post was submitted by Chris Liverar.
(+2 rating, 1 votes)Run Thinkgeek Haiku
run ThinkGeekHaiku
Segmentation fault (core dumped)
I hate debugging
– Aaron in Simi Valley, CA via Thinkgeek
(+4 rating, 2 votes)Serious Error
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
(author unknown)
(+8 rating, 4 votes)Rather Than A Beep
Rather than a beep
Or a rude error message,
These words: “File not found.”
(author unknown)
(No Ratings Yet)The Ten Thousand Things
The ten thousand things
How long do any persist?
Netscape, too, has gone.
(author unknown)
(No Ratings Yet)Out of memory
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
(author unknown)
(No Ratings Yet)Hal, Open the File
Hal, open the file
Hal, open the damn file, Hal
open the, please Hal
(author unknown)
(+1 rating, 1 votes)No Keyboard Present
No keyboard present
Hit F1 to continue
Zen engineering?
(author unknown)
(+12 rating, 6 votes)