Geek Haiku » Error Messages http://www.geekhaiku.com Tue, 23 Mar 2010 19:05:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 403 haiku http://www.geekhaiku.com/2010/02/403-haiku/ http://www.geekhaiku.com/2010/02/403-haiku/#comments Wed, 17 Feb 2010 03:34:16 +0000 Ned Sahin http://www.geekhaiku.com/?p=303

You want far too much
We will never reach the sky
Access is denied.

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]]> http://www.geekhaiku.com/2010/02/403-haiku/feed/ 0 404 Haiku http://www.geekhaiku.com/2010/02/404-haiku/ http://www.geekhaiku.com/2010/02/404-haiku/#comments Wed, 17 Feb 2010 03:33:29 +0000 Ned Sahin http://www.geekhaiku.com/?p=305

You search the mountain
But what you seek escapes you
Check your URL

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]]> http://www.geekhaiku.com/2010/02/404-haiku/feed/ 0 Unemployment Soon? http://www.geekhaiku.com/2009/04/unemployment-soon/ http://www.geekhaiku.com/2009/04/unemployment-soon/#comments Thu, 16 Apr 2009 20:06:57 +0000 Chris Liverar http://www.geekhaiku.com/?p=227

New work computer
Crash! – no remote connection!
Deadline missed again

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]]> http://www.geekhaiku.com/2009/04/unemployment-soon/feed/ 0 Run Thinkgeek Haiku http://www.geekhaiku.com/2009/04/run-thinkgeek-haiku/ http://www.geekhaiku.com/2009/04/run-thinkgeek-haiku/#comments Fri, 10 Apr 2009 19:48:15 +0000 snipe http://www.geekhaiku.com/?p=125

run ThinkGeekHaiku
Segmentation fault (core dumped)
I hate debugging

– Aaron in Simi Valley, CA via Thinkgeek

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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

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]]> http://www.geekhaiku.com/2009/04/serious-error/feed/ 0 Rather Than A Beep http://www.geekhaiku.com/2009/04/rather-than-a-beep/ http://www.geekhaiku.com/2009/04/rather-than-a-beep/#comments Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:46:54 +0000 snipe http://www.geekhaiku.com/?p=88

Rather than a beep
Or a rude error message,
These words: “File not found.”

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]]> http://www.geekhaiku.com/2009/04/rather-than-a-beep/feed/ 0 The Ten Thousand Things http://www.geekhaiku.com/2009/04/the-ten-thousand-things/ http://www.geekhaiku.com/2009/04/the-ten-thousand-things/#comments Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:44:06 +0000 snipe http://www.geekhaiku.com/?p=85

The ten thousand things
How long do any persist?
Netscape, too, has gone.

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Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

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]]> http://www.geekhaiku.com/2009/04/out-of-memory/feed/ 0 Hal, Open the File http://www.geekhaiku.com/2009/04/hal-open-the-file/ http://www.geekhaiku.com/2009/04/hal-open-the-file/#comments Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:40:21 +0000 snipe http://www.geekhaiku.com/?p=78

Hal, open the file
Hal, open the damn file, Hal
open the, please Hal

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No keyboard present
Hit F1 to continue
Zen engineering?

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