Login Incorrect
Login incorrect.
Only perfect spellers may
enter this system.
(author unknown)
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
(author unknown)
Server’s poor response
Not quick enough for browser.
Timed out, plum blossom.
(author unknown)
Errors have occurred.
We won’t tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
(author unknown)
The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.
(author unknown)
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
(author unknown)
Everything is gone;
Your life’s work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?
(author unknown)