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Modem Sounds

My modem sounds like
cheerful applause from kids that
found zero day flaw

This post was submitted by XenoMuta.

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New Laptop

Install and uninstall frenzy
So much crap to sift through *sigh
The joy of new toys

This post was submitted by Troy.

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Dell go Boom?

Dell Vostro laptop
Worst machine Ive ever used
Wish it would blow UP

This post was submitted by Sean.

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New Desks!!!1one!

The Staples truck came.
Left thirteen cardboard boxes.
Honey stained maple.

This post was submitted by RevChas.

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MacBook in my Future?

Again it has crashed
My laptop is such a pain
Time for the hammer?

This post was submitted by Chris Liverar.

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This Mac is Our Third

This Mac is our third
Why must it freeze up like that?
Christ, Minesweeper’s missed!

- @flickdude

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Steaming Hot Laptop

Steaming hot laptop
On my boyfriend’s lap becomes
Form of birth control.

– Hana in The Shire via Thinkgeek

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No Keyboard Present

No keyboard present
Hit F1 to continue
Zen engineering?

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First Snow Then Silence

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.

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Printer Not Ready

Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?

(author unknown)

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