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Singularity
Productivity black hole
Thanks so much, Twitter

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New work computer
Crash! – no remote connection!
Deadline missed again

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ADD haunts me.
In staff meeting mind wanders…
…hey, let’s ride our bikes!

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TPS reports
On my desk, motherfucker
or you are fired

Haiku submitted by @winterbeef.

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Having been erased,
The document you’re seeking
Must now be retyped.

(author unknown)

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six in a meeting
five are reading blackberries
the presenter weeps

(found on Twitter, author @geekhaiku)

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Oh InboxZero
The unattainable goal
Not getting things done

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