Geek Haiku » Software http://www.geekhaiku.com Tue, 23 Mar 2010 19:05:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Unworthy OS http://www.geekhaiku.com/2010/03/unworthy-os/ http://www.geekhaiku.com/2010/03/unworthy-os/#comments Tue, 23 Mar 2010 19:05:33 +0000 XenoMuta http://www.geekhaiku.com/?p=312

localhost is lost
when your OS is not worth
being run in your box

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Install and uninstall frenzy
So much crap to sift through *sigh
The joy of new toys

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]]> http://www.geekhaiku.com/2009/10/new-laptop/feed/ 0 Stupid Smartphone http://www.geekhaiku.com/2009/05/stupid-smartphone/ http://www.geekhaiku.com/2009/05/stupid-smartphone/#comments Thu, 14 May 2009 06:35:09 +0000 snipe http://www.geekhaiku.com/?p=262

I miss copy paste
weary of fir ducking he’ll
smartphone not so smart

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Oh how I hate you
Proprietary drivers
crashing my linux

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function get(foo,bar) {
return foo; return bar; } you
are doing it wrong.

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]]> http://www.geekhaiku.com/2009/04/function-getfoobar/feed/ 0 I could bang my dick http://www.geekhaiku.com/2009/04/i-could-bang-my-dick/ http://www.geekhaiku.com/2009/04/i-could-bang-my-dick/#comments Mon, 13 Apr 2009 20:58:44 +0000 snipe http://www.geekhaiku.com/?p=202

I could bang my dick
on the keyboard for an hour
and make better code.

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Junior programmer
Your un-commented code is
like splinters of pain.

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who broke the software?
bug found in untested code
no pizza for you!

- @geekhaiku

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Execute Spybot,
Please click Ni to continue.
Damn Trojan Rabbits

– Julian in Black Mesa  via Thinkgeek

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]]> http://www.geekhaiku.com/2009/04/execute-spybot/feed/ 0 Yesterday it Worked http://www.geekhaiku.com/2009/04/yesterday-it-worked/ http://www.geekhaiku.com/2009/04/yesterday-it-worked/#comments Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:31:59 +0000 snipe http://www.geekhaiku.com/?p=68

Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that

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