Proprietary drivers

Oh how I hate you
Proprietary drivers
crashing my linux

Haiku submitted by dubcroster.

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The boss says only

The boss says only,
“Just Do It”, good for sneakers,
but code takes longer

Haiku submitted by RevChas.

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Attention-deficit

ADD haunts me.
In staff meeting mind wanders…
…hey, let’s ride our bikes!

This post was submitted by Wellington.

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The Myth Goes VWOOSH!

Quick convertible
Rocket powered trucks go VWOOSH
You passed eleven

This post was submitted by RevChas.

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function get(foo,bar)

function get(foo,bar) {
return foo; return bar; } you
are doing it wrong.

Haiku submitted by gadhra.

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I could bang my dick

I could bang my dick
on the keyboard for an hour
and make better code.

Haiku submitted by gadhra.

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Junior programmer

Junior programmer
Your un-commented code is
like splinters of pain.

Haiku submitted by gadhra.

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Cisco Networking

Cisco Networking
Not as nice as Juniper
But it’s what I have.

Haiku submitted by IPv6Freely.

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Do you really think

Do you really think
another tracking pixel
is beneficial?

Haiku submitted by gadhra.

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Gmail spam filters

Gmail spam filters
At one time you ruled email
now are made of fail

Haiku submitted by snipe.

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