Posts Tagged coding

The boss says only

The boss says only,
“Just Do It”, good for sneakers,
but code takes longer

Haiku submitted by RevChas.

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function get(foo,bar)

function get(foo,bar) {
return foo; return bar; } you
are doing it wrong.

Haiku submitted by gadhra.

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I could bang my dick

I could bang my dick
on the keyboard for an hour
and make better code.

Haiku submitted by gadhra.

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Junior programmer

Junior programmer
Your un-commented code is
like splinters of pain.

Haiku submitted by gadhra.

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Today a rock star

Today a rock star
the amazon api
I made it my bitch

Haiku submitted by snipe.

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Who Broke the Software?

who broke the software?
bug found in untested code
no pizza for you!

- @geekhaiku

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Coding All Day Long

coding all day long.
last wiki search: bright urine…
too many RockStars

- @andrhamm

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