Geek Haiku » coding http://www.geekhaiku.com Tue, 23 Mar 2010 19:05:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 The boss says only http://www.geekhaiku.com/2009/04/the-boss-says-only/ http://www.geekhaiku.com/2009/04/the-boss-says-only/#comments Tue, 14 Apr 2009 03:55:37 +0000 snipe http://www.geekhaiku.com/?p=214

The boss says only,
“Just Do It”, good for sneakers,
but code takes longer

Haiku submitted by RevChas.

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function get(foo,bar) {
return foo; return bar; } you
are doing it wrong.

Haiku submitted by gadhra.

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I could bang my dick
on the keyboard for an hour
and make better code.

Haiku submitted by gadhra.

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Junior programmer
Your un-commented code is
like splinters of pain.

Haiku submitted by gadhra.

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Today a rock star
the amazon api
I made it my bitch

Haiku submitted by snipe.

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who broke the software?
bug found in untested code
no pizza for you!

- @geekhaiku

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coding all day long.
last wiki search: bright urine…
too many RockStars

- @andrhamm

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