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	<title>Geek Haiku &#187; crash</title>
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		<title>Unemployment Soon?</title>
		<link>http://www.geekhaiku.com/2009/04/unemployment-soon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 20:06:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><a href="http://www.twitter.com/crashliverar" rel="nofollow">Chris Liverar</a></dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Error Messages]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Productivity]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[New work computer
Crash! &#8211; no remote connection!
Deadline missed again
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Crash! &#8211; no remote connection!<br />
Deadline missed again</p>
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		<title>MacBook in my Future?</title>
		<link>http://www.geekhaiku.com/2009/04/macbook-in-my-future/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 01:51:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><a href="http://www.twitter.com/crashliverar" rel="nofollow">Chris Liverar</a></dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hardware]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Again it has crashed
My laptop is such a pain
Time for the hammer?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="tweetmeme_button" style="float: right; margin-right: 10px;"><a href="http://api.tweetmeme.com/share?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.geekhaiku.com%2F2009%2F04%2Fmacbook-in-my-future%2F"><img src="http://api.tweetmeme.com/imagebutton.gif?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.geekhaiku.com%2F2009%2F04%2Fmacbook-in-my-future%2F" height="61" width="51" /></a></div><p>Again it has crashed<br />
My laptop is such a pain<br />
Time for the hammer?</p>
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		<title>My Great Fault</title>
		<link>http://www.geekhaiku.com/2009/04/my-great-fault/</link>
		<comments>http://www.geekhaiku.com/2009/04/my-great-fault/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:59:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snipe</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Error Messages]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bsod]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crash]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[windows]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="tweetmeme_button" style="float: right; margin-right: 10px;"><a href="http://api.tweetmeme.com/share?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.geekhaiku.com%2F2009%2F04%2Fmy-great-fault%2F"><img src="http://api.tweetmeme.com/imagebutton.gif?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.geekhaiku.com%2F2009%2F04%2Fmy-great-fault%2F" height="61" width="51" /></a></div><p>Seeing my great fault<br />
Through darkening blue windows<br />
I begin again</p>
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		<title>No One Hears Your Screams</title>
		<link>http://www.geekhaiku.com/2009/04/no-one-hears-your-screams/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:58:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snipe</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Error Messages]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crash]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NT]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
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I am the Blue Screen of Death.<br />
No one hears your screams.</p>
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		<title>Everything is Gone</title>
		<link>http://www.geekhaiku.com/2009/04/everything-is-gone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:52:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snipe</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Error Messages]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crash]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[data]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[data loss]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Everything is gone;
Your life’s work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?
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Your life’s work has been destroyed.<br />
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?</p>
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		<title>Simple Stone</title>
		<link>http://www.geekhaiku.com/2009/04/simple-stone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:51:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>snipe</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Error Messages]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crash]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
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your expensive computer<br />
to a simple stone.</p>
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